hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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