well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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