It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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