I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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