Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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