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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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