Non-Jews are for practice
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I think i got beer on your cat.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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