Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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