I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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