It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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