is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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