I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I touched a dick in church today
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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