hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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