Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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