careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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