Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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