I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
