They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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