5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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