weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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