May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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