i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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