"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
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I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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