Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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