id be glad to
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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