Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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