My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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