like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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