He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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