I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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