I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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