Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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