oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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