the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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