So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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