So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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