I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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