I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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