I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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