ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Gay?
German.
Pity.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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