Don't you send me to vm
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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