Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she looked like the before picture.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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