She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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