My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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