I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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