Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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