We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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