Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
this just has baby written all over it
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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