We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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