tell your sister to shave her snatch
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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