i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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