I am in a vortex of obligation.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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