she was so not down for the gang bang
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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