it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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