"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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