apparently the secret to your success is patron
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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