Can i not drive my cunt home
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll