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(919): View more from North Carolina

Can i not drive my cunt home

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(919): View more from North Carolina

They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible

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(937): View more from Ohio

talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.

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(305): View more from Florida

Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I deleted all traces of him from my phone

(1-814): View more from Pennsylvania

even the dick picks he sent you?

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll

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